One Direction play with their balls because they teach with Newcastle United... - Sugarscape

Includes Liam discussing his Paynis. Probably. Recently OUR DREAMS BECAME A REAL POSSIBILITY as photographs emerged of the One Direction boys looking very sweaty and superbly shirtless while they experienced with the Newcastle United football squad. It was basically the moment our lives peaked. Or so we thought...'cause today an actual moving movie of the lads in their footie kits has 'landed' - and it is hot and entertaining in equal measure. Gahd, we are therefore happy we were created. The vid considers the guys - minus Zayn Malik *sadface* - taking time out from their mammoth Just take Me Home world trip to play with their balls and try to get big-time agreements with the club. It is ostensibly incredibe and we are gonna get you through what occurs via SERIOUS ANALYSIS as if we are on Match of the Day or something. First up, there's Harry claiming he's an (ooh, we guess he is an such like. etc.) and gets in the sector with some intense nose scrunching and seriousface... Then there is Liam Payne revealing he is "one of the largest lads in the world" and delivering our imaginations and ovaries in to OVERDRIVE. Whatever could he be getting about? AHEM. Plus, Nialler puts on a quite frankly weird non-Irish accent to tell us he is a "solid center midfielder" (we think this implies he is quite proficient at standing in the heart of the subject )... ...and Louis Tomlinson controls to be always a) vaguely strong, laddy and footballer-y and b) super sassy at the same time frame. LOVE THE HAIRFLICK, BABES. Anyways - enough of the chit chat. Let's watch the children doing his thing. Drooling, swooning, trembling and several other verbs. Who do you think? Which lad appears fittest in his system? Reckon anything we must find out about went on in the locker room? OH GAHD ONLY TELL US. Next vid, although. Thanks. One Direction shirtless gallery of pleasure Harry Styles once 'set his kn*b' against car window for a joke The Sunday Times Prosperous List 2013 - One Path move in to Under 30s, Henry McCartney remains LOADED

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