Yesterday ALL OF OUR DREAMS BECAME A REALITY as photos emerged of the One Direction boys looking very sweaty and suitably shirtless as they trained with the Newcastle United football squad. It was basically the moment our lives peaked. Or so we thought...'cause today an actual moving video of the lads in their footie kits has 'landed' - and it's hot and hilarious in equal measure. Gahd, we're so happy we were born.
The vid sees the fellas - minus Zayn Malik *sadface* - taking some time out from their mammoth Take Me Home world tour to play with their balls and attempt to get big-time contracts with the club. It's basically incredibe and we're gonna take you through what happens via SERIOUS ANALYSIS as if we're on Match of the Day or something.
First up, there's Harry claiming he's an "all-rounder" (ooh, we bet he is etc. etc.) and gets in the zone with some extreme nose scrunching and seriousface...
Then there's Liam Payne revealing he's "one of the biggest lads in the world" and sending our imaginations and ovaries into OVERDRIVE. Whatever could he be taking about? AHEM.
Plus, Nialler puts on a quite frankly weird non-Irish accent to tell us he's a "solid centre midfielder" (we think this means he's quite good at standing in the middle of the field)...
...and Louis Tomlinson manages to be a) vaguely masculine, laddy and footballer-y and b) super sassy at the same time.
Who do you reckon? Which lad looks fittest in his kit? Reckon anything we should know about went on in the locker room? OH GAHD JUST TELL US. After this vid, though. Thanks.
Via: [Live Football] Liaoning FC - Hangzhou Lvcheng - Chinese Super League
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